i can’t wait until i’m older and have a serious relationship like think of how much fun that would be every single night would be like a sleepover with your best friend and you could make pancakes at 3 in the morning and uncontrollably snuggle when you’re bored
Benefits of big hips:
Laundry basket rest
Tiny human rest
Full size human rest
Hip checking those who challenge you
Ability to swing them wider than a cadillac
Model walk is 10x more dramatic
Taking up more space
Looking like a fertility goddess
God put blessings of abundance into women with big hips.
I got hips, thighs, and ain’t afraid of pies
It’s amazing how long I pushed the most important people in my life away, because of nonsense that other people brought me to believe. It’s amazing that, after all I’ve been through and all the shit I’ve done, I still have a wonderful support group surrounding me. My life doesn’t feel pointless…
im really clueless so please spell out very obviously exactly how you feel in full detail or i will constantly be worrying about how much you hate me
And my sides sore.